When I heard that two Victorians, Bronwen Bock and Lucy Bradlow intend to nominate as candidates to share the representation as the member for the seat of Higgins in the national parliament, my mind immediately thought of B1 and B2, the Playschool characters known as Bananas in Pyjamas.
You probably know the lyrics to their theme song:
Bananas in pyjamas
Are coming down the stairs
Bananas in pyjamas
Are coming down in pairs
Bananas in pyjamas
Are chasing teddy bears
‘Cause on Tuesdays
They all try to
Catch them unawares
I thought to myself, with a few tweaks, here is the theme song for Bronwen and Lucy:
Bronny and Lucy
Are coming down...
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