The Spectator
26 September 2026 AUS
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‘Is it heartening for you to see someone like anti-immigration Pauline doing well in Australia?’ asked the Channel Nine journalist.…
Australian Columnists
Brown study
Any normal person would know that at my advanced age and imminent senility, the last thing I should be doing…
Australian Features
Dire strait
The PM’s grasp of reality is like the Gulf of Hormuz – it doesn’t exist
Unite the right? In Australia we did that
So let’s not panic in the face of populism
Germany’s political earthquake
The right wins big – and could also soon in France
Features
I’ll do anything to keep Zack Polanski out of Kentish Town
On the morning of the 2005 general election, the young man who sat opposite me at work asked, ‘How did…
Is Abdul El-Sayed America’s next Obama?
Twenty years ago, as America fought in the Middle East, a junior Democratic senator from the Midwest, a forty-something man…
Burnham’s bet: is the Prime Minister planning to call an election?
On 1 September, Andy Burnham gathered Labour MPs in No. 10 for a rousing speech. ‘We are a fighting force,’…
The strange world of professional mourners
MournMate is a new online market-place that promises to connect bereaved families and funeral homes with professional mourners in the…
The wealthy person’s guide to fleeing Britain
Behind the scenes of The Spectator’s wealth tax debate this month there were lots of nervous whispers. ‘Wealthy people we…
Is the West ready for the undersea war?
Last spring, a Chinese icebreaker turned up in the tropical waters of Palau. That was after Chinese research vessels arrived…
Forget Piddington, here are the real micronations
While last week’s majority vote by the inhabitants of Piddington in Oxfordshire to seek independence from Britain was a stunt…
From Playboy pin-up to prohibitionist: the man taking on British gambling
The August 2004 cover of Playboy features a topless Eva Herzigova (‘The supermodel is supernaked’) and promises a piece about…
The Week
Andy Burnham should call an election now
So far, Andy Burnham’s premiership has been characterised by compromise and obfuscation. When choosing his Chancellor, instead of picking Shabana…
Should I be more like Bryan Johnson?
‘Journalling’ is now a good thing, which we know because it’s part of Bryan Johnson’s morning routine, sandwiched between eating…
Tax like an Athenian
If Gary Lineker wants to convert his footballing OBE into something better reflecting his wealth, he will have to try…
Which countries have compulsory voting?
Poll positions Lord Kinnock called on Andy Burnham to make voting compulsory. Around 24 countries have some kind of compulsory…
Letters: Why should non-Christians care about the Bible?
Reform’s high bar Sir: Michael Gove’s concerns about Reform lacking the talent and an adequate policy framework to ‘prove their…
Columnists
Can Andy Burnham resist the techlash?
If Andy Burnham wants a reminder of the case for artificial intelligence (AI), he need only walk down the streets…
I like a good hypocrite
I’ve always admired Diane Abbott, though admittedly only for one thing. Many years ago the MP for Hackney North and…
The fourth plinth is racist
As Labour meet in Liverpool, from Sunday, Andy Burnham and his advisers are worrying about his lack of a mandate.…
Just stop asylum
In late July, when roughly 72,000 migrants stormed the tiny Spanish enclave in North Africa, Ceuta (thanks to which I…
Happy retirement to the wise and benign Warren Buffett
‘Father Time always wins,’ 96-year-old Warren Buffett told shareholders as he retired last week from the chair of Berkshire Hathaway,…
The fantastical world of Ed Davey
I’m sort of in awe of Ed Davey. How does he still manage to wake up every day and, despite…
Books
The myth of authentic English food
We think we know the story of our own classic staples, says Lewis Bassett, but ‘there is clearly a lot of romanticism at work when we talk about tradition’
An overpromised land: Farewell to Eden, by Sebastian Faulks, reviewed
Set in Mandate-era Palestine, Faulks’s timely novel presents the region’s problems as a Gordion knot, with anti-Semitism ‘at the root of everything’
The Cavalry in the Clouds: tales of the airborne Great War
Charles Spicer reminds us of the courage of the early aviators who graduated from the trenches to face new horrors in ‘spinning incinerators’ and crushing forced landings
Rain never stopped play – cricketing feats of Victorian Britain
Enthusiasm for the game saw cricket played on ice or in ankle-deep mud – by fathers against sons, the bearded against the barefaced, and even by the one-armed against the one-legged
Madness, mutiny and murder in the Canadian Arctic
As great ship-stuck-in-ice-disasters go, that of the Karluck in 1913 has few equals in its quest of a polar Atlantis
A fatal mistake: Time Being, by Jude Cook, reviewed
Believing she has incurable cancer, Esther Luck arranges her suicide by proxy. But her obliging accomplice misfires disastrously
Around Britain with a theodolite: a celebration of the Ordnance Survey maps
With their finely drawn symbols for hedges, fences, ‘gentlemen’s seats’ and letterboxes, the first maps gave the intimacies of landscape a cosy storybook intensity
The Great Uprising: Doom Painting, by A.K. Blakemore, reviewed
In the torrid summer of 1381, Wat Tyler, the charismatic leader of the Peasants’ Revolt, assumes he is headed for hell
May the way the world works remain forever mysterious
Science is never settled, says Carlo Rovelli, and in his essay on quantum mechanics even asserts that certainty is ‘uninteresting’
United by ambition: the ruthless rapacity of England’s two famous Cromwells
Protestant evangelicalism, avarice and the promotion of family fortunes were what chiefly characterised both ill-fated statesmen
Arts
An elegance that is hair-raising
Sometimes cultural news is just bad news. Everyone was delighted at the thought that Joanna Murray-Smith’s Switzerland was being turned…
One for hardcore fans: Golden Boy reviewed
Golden Boy, written by Clifford Odets in 1937, feels like a Norman Wisdom movie. A talented boxer wants to become…
Fairwell to Saint Etienne
There are many ways for an established act or artist to call it a day. Some implode mid-tour in a…
The new Sense and Sensibility is not a patch on the old one
Georgia Oakley’s Sense and Sensibility, which advertises itself as ‘a fresh take for a fresh generation’, has its work cut…
When will the art world acknowledge this master?
Watercolours can be fatal for your standing in the art world. ‘As soon as you say you paint in watercolour,’…
The genius of Sherlock & Co.
The podcast audio-drama Sherlock & Co. is an updated version of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories in which the great…
When will I see a Carmen set in 19th-century Seville?
No critic sets out to be a reactionary, even though it’s much easier that way. There’s no real satisfaction in…
‘I think the best revenge is indifference’: Salman Rushdie interviewed
‘I probably got a one or two seconds look at him before he delivered the first blow,’ recalls Sir Salman…
Life
Aussie life
Which saddened you more: the 25th anniversary of the mass murder of 3,000 civilians, including ten Australians, or the death…
Language
They keep inventing them, don’t they? New expressions we didn’t have before, and I’m not entirely persuaded we need now!…
Looking on the bright side of life with Eric Idle
Provence ‘Would you like to meet Eric Idle? Don’t worry, he and his wife Tania are smashing.’ This was 2009.…
Rolls-Royce’s connection to the spirit world
I think I know why Rolls-Royce names its cars for the spirit world. They are called Ghost (the saloon, though…
‘The best roast duck in Birmingham’: Look In, reviewed
You know what, I was looking forward to Reform’s party conference in Birmingham. Up there as a journalist, not a…
How the triple lock became political kryptonite
It was early December 1973 and I remember my grandmother asking, ‘What would you most like for Christmas?’ I knew…
Was getting a dog a mistake?
I come out of my ayurvedic massage in Kerala all oily. I look like one of those sad birds you…
London’s one unforgiveable crime
Everyone knows the rules. London invented trains that run underground as well as the protocol that makes the system bearable.…
Spectator Competition: The great renaming
Comp. 3468 took as its jumping-off point Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario and invited you to submit a poem proposing…
My valiant attempt to defend the monarchy in Scotland
One of the drawbacks of being a Tory peer is that when I’m asked to give a talk or participate…
Dear Mary: Help! My flatmate won’t let me watch Harry Potter
Q. I am a lifelong fan of J.K. Rowling’s work. I have read and watched everything she’s written and am…











































































