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Low life

A night on a hospital ward with Paddy Leigh Fermor

After dark, it's like Romford market on a Saturday morning

15 March 2014

9:00 AM

15 March 2014

9:00 AM

The catheter stung exquisitely when I lay down. So I stood up. All night I stood by my hospital bed, tethered by my penis to the transparent collection bag hanging off the bed rail, reading Artemis Cooper’s life of Patrick Leigh Fermor. In 1931, not knowing what to do with himself, Paddy walked to Constantinople, as he called it.

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