It is surely only a matter of time before someone with a mischievous glint in their eye invites the Labour MP for Bishop Auckland, Helen Goodman, to open a fête in a place with which she is entirely unfamiliar, e.g. Bishop Auckland.
Helen recently turned up as guest of honour at a fête in a village in the constituency she has represented for nine years.
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