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Volvo 1; Melissa Kite: 0

I'm having a moment. So is my car

14 June 2014

8:00 AM

14 June 2014

8:00 AM

‘And for my next trick,’ said the Volvo, as I parked at the supermarket and pulled the handle of the door to get out, ‘I shall refuse to open while you are inside.’

‘What the…?’ I said, after pulling the handle a couple of times. I clicked the lock button by the window just in case I had inadvertently managed to child lock the driver’s door.

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