When did the advertising industry get so obsessed with swearing and innuendo?

It may have started with French Connection’s tedious joke about FCUK

21 February 2015

9:00 AM

21 February 2015

9:00 AM

When did the advertising industry decide that swearing sells? Look around you, and you’ll start to see rude, unfunny double entendres everywhere. The latest company to jump on the bandwagon is Toyota — currently flogging cars with the catchphrase, ‘Go Fun Yourself’. Try not to split your sides laughing.

I blame French Connection. In 1991, the once respectable clothes shop started referring to itself as fcuk. The company began knocking out T-shirts, saying nasty things like ‘Too busy to fcuk’ and ‘fcuk fashion’. The campaign was such a hit that, God help us, Conservative Future — formerly the Young Conservatives — called itself ‘cfuk’ for a while, until French Connection threatened legal action.

I’m all for double entendre. When handled brilliantly — fnaar! fnaar! — by Frankie Howerd or Viz’s ‘Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres’, it can be startlingly funny and original. Oh, for a swearing adman to match up to the double entendres of Kenneth Williams in Carry On Doctor:

Dr [Kenneth Williams]: ‘You may not realise it, but I was once a weak man.’

Matron [Hattie Jacques]: ‘Oh, don’t worry. Once a week’s enough for any man.’

The fcuk campaign was merely prurient and unfunny, because the structure of the joke was so banal. Turn two letters around and it sounds like a rude word; hardly comic genius. ‘Fcuk fashion’ isn’t much of a leap from ‘fuck fashion’ — and that isn’t an original, funny thing to say, either.

Still, the idea was so successful that desperate admen have copied it ever since. The principle remains unchanged — use a lame double entendre to barely conceal something rude, and the punters will rush to buy your stuff.

The upmarket Malmaison hotel chain has gone for the idea in spades. Staying in its Dundee outpost recently, I took advantage of the ‘Malmaison fig and olive body cleanser’. Using the fig ingredient as an inadequate peg, the tube declared it was ‘gettin’ jiggy wit’ da figgy’; ‘away from home, you want sexy foam, something to make them (ooh ooh ooh) moan and groan, squeeze the tube, that’s quite enuff, oh my lord, you look hot in the buff, now all clean, no longer dirty, isn’t it time for you to get flirty?’

Not funny — and not exciting: the only thing that got me going was the bad punctuation. Admen loathe commas, full stops and capital letters.

The same tired, offensive principle is at work on the side of an oyster van I recently saw outside the National Theatre. ‘Fancy a shuck?’ the sign said in twirly, retro, 1950s letters. I bet they were pleased with that — so much more shocking if you say rude things in an old-fashioned font.

I’m now operating my own, one-man, utterly pointless boycott of products promoted by horrible double entendre. I’m a bicycling obsessive but I refuse to use the popular bike-cleaning product ‘Muc-Off’. Presumably, they think that, by removing the ‘k’ from ‘muck’, it somehow makes the double entendre funnier. It doesn’t.

You can’t avoid the unfunny double entendre on telly, either. The holiday website booking.com has a voiceover on its advertisements saying ‘Look at the booking view.’ Mary Whitehouse, where are you now?

High fashion isn’t immune. Just before Christmas, the super-sophisticated fashionista Tom Ford launched a range of penis-shaped necklaces. Like a naughty schoolboy let loose on the catwalk, Ford designed the penis so that, from a distance, it looked like a crucifix — a jewellery double entendre, available in gold or silver. It was a brilliantly offensive trifecta: offensive to Christians; offensive to anyone who dislikes public obscenity; and offensively expensive, at $790.

At Christmas, Adam Mansbach brought out You Have to F**king Eat, the sequel to his parental advice book, Go the F**k to Sleep. Also on the seasonal shelves was Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F*ck, with useful advice like ‘This salsa lets people know you aren’t fucking around with your snack spread.’ We’ve reached peak fuck. Rude words have been thoroughly overexposed. As teachers used to say, ‘It’s not clever and it’s not funny.’

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Harry Mount is the author of How England Made the English (Viking).

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  • fenellastrange

    “I’m now operating my own, one-man, utterly pointless boycott of products promoted by horrible double entendre.”
    May I join in? The fact that I never buy these products doesn’t mean I can’t boycott them. I boycotted Nestle for years over the baby-milk scandal, and wrote to tell Nestle what I was doing. I got an incredibly patronising letter back, dismissing my criticism and welcoming me back to the brand (cheek!) I also wrote to the ASA telling them I found the Toyota ad offensive, and received a lengthy obfuscation in reply saying that the link between “Go fun yourself” and the phrase it is copying was distant enough for the ASA to feel it could not be assumed. Of the two, I found the response from the ASA more concerning – Nestle is a company with share-holders to please, but the ASA is supposed to be on my side.

  • Polly Radial

    This Mount fellow simply has too much time on his hands.

    • trace9

      If only you were on mine, dearest.

      • Polly Radial


  • trace9

    But they’re talking to idiots, Mount.(?) & Now they’re in the ‘political’ fold – FUKIP – in a skip, mate!!

  • rtj1211

    Usually it’s because the advertising industry is stocked full of randy males with not nearly enough females to go around. As they are forced to work all hours, the double entendres are probably just a function of frustrated male desire.

    Do you think introducing ‘happy hooker lunchtimes’ would make the advertising copy more Victorian in nature?!

  • Affected not offended

    It’s because of men again. They’re not being properly socialised.

  • Frank

    Malmaison hotels are upmarket?
    Tom Ford super-sophisticated?
    Who is Adam Mansbach and does anybody care?
    Harry, try to visit better hotels, try not to fall for PR crap and avoid all books with offensive titles.

  • fitz fitzgerald

    A boycott of mendacious take overs is in order : Diagio, Kraft …


    Never mind swearing and innuendo – you’re in danger of appearing decades behind the times worrying about that sort of thing.

    The latest trend is colour.
    The latest trend is diversity and flat hierarchies.
    The latest trend is going Green (again).

    McD has now completely transformed from red to Green.
    CCola has rebranded their product ‘range’, from red to Green.
    Councils, metro size convenience stores, homeopathy, dog blessings, large energy corporations – everywhere you look, all have gone Green.

    Green is so mainstream nowadays that it is the Party by that name that has some serious catching up to do.

  • Thomas Moore

    Fcuk Capitalism.