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Long life

Who needs a chicken labelled ‘cook before eating’?

As for me, I am not counting my chickens before they hatch: well, yes I am – and my ducks too

22 August 2015

9:00 AM

22 August 2015

9:00 AM

I was saying the other week that my new hearing aids had come with a warning not to swallow their batteries, because this could be bad for you. I doubt if anyone would choose to swallow a battery, but such warnings against barely conceivable eventualities are now commonplace. Manufacturers rack their brains to think of new perils to which buyers of their products could theoretically be exposed.

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