The love doll’s legs should be positioned behind the ears before you enter the ‘chamber of inquisition’,Rod.
Upon entry,announce that your ‘friend’ is attempting to disappear up her own a**e.Known throughout the land as ‘doing a Chakrabarti’.Hopefully this will help you have your suspension lifted and restore you to your rightful place in the natural order of things.On
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