They say a man’s always promoted to his highest level of incompetence, and Australian voters saw to that in 2013.

Now, before we get off on the wrong foot, that’s not to slander Tony Abbott. It’s not an insult to say that someone wouldn’t make a good prime minister. There are many people I admire and revere that I wouldn’t let within a hundred yards of the Lodge (my mother, for instance, God love her.)