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Cinema

Heaven knows they’re miserable now

3 November 2016

3:00 PM

3 November 2016

3:00 PM

The Light Between Oceans is one of those films that comes issued with a handy how-to-use manual. Shudder as hero arrives on remote Australian island to man lighthouse. Cheer when in swift dash to mainland he secures hot bride to join him. Grimace when her womb proves incapable of holding anything in for a whole nine months.

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