As I write this the Trump inauguration is still three days away, so the US intelligence community still has time to concoct something which, with the Guardian’s help, could rain on his parade. No doubt the liberal elite would love one more chance to subvert the democratic process, but as far as most real Americans are concerned any further questions about The Donald’s suitability for high office would have to be accompanied by footage of him buggering a bald eagle to get much attention.