So, how’s the ABC responding to Barnaby Joyce’s little spot of bother? With all the class that you’d expect.

Its report reads:

Australians are anxiously hoping for a reaction from actors Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, after Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce was confirmed as a New Zealand citizen by the country…

On social media, people anticipated Depp and Heard — and their dogs Pistol and Boo — would be overjoyed to hear the news.