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Competition

Presidential patter

3 February 2018

9:00 AM

3 February 2018

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 3033 you were invited to take as your first line ‘I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius’ and continue for up to a further 15.
 
It seemed about time for a challenge to mark Trump’s first year in office, and what better as a springboard than the Donald’s own words.

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