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‘See it, Say it, Sort it’ makes me want to self-harm

14 April 2018

9:00 AM

14 April 2018

9:00 AM

‘How could you forget to get on the train?’ asked the keeper. ‘I can understand how you forgot to get off the train, but how were you standing on the platform waiting for another train to go back the other way, and the train came but you forgot to get on it?’

I had been on my way from Victoria to Clapham Junction.

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