Look at those hands, those legs — and he’s sitting higher than her! Look at the tip of his tie! Talk about rape culture! What’s it pointing at? And as if poor Hillary hadn’t been through enough already; so much, in fact, that she’s fallen back on wine Australians have considered marginally worse than cat’s piss for the past 20 years.

We expect this issue will dominate the various pages of the Age and Fairfax websites where they exploit the ramblings of the mentally ill — Clementine Ford et al — for days and days to come.