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I am a prisoner of Norton AntiVirus

6 October 2018

9:00 AM

6 October 2018

9:00 AM

Two and a half hours after my tech guy began trying to uninstall Norton, he had purple smoke coming out of his nose and mouth. Well, Vimto-flavoured vapour. Sucking on this pseudo-crack pipe like a junkie, he was, and I was itching all over from a bad case of techno-hives.

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