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Flat White

Baby, it’s woke outside

6 December 2018

7:18 AM

6 December 2018

7:18 AM

The world has lost its mind.

Before I open my laptop and binge on a brekkie of rage and victimhood, I skull three cups of coffee and have a masturbatory orgasm.

After howling like a bitch, I open my portal to the ‘woke’ wide web and in that moment the world enters my pores and veins.

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