I’m pleased to meet you, my name’s Bill

I’m the biggest dill on Capital Hill.

Born in Melbourne where I went to school

So don’t you take me for a bloody fool.

Hooray, ain’t life grand;

I’m smiling at my image in the hallway stand.

I’m working class to my very roots

If you don’t like it you can root ya boot!

I’ve got two degrees and an MBA

I walk both sides of the street today.