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The great anti-hero of our time: Diary of a Somebody, by Brian Bilston, reviewed

15 June 2019

9:00 AM

15 June 2019

9:00 AM

Brian Bilston’s life is summed up perfectly by the incident with his neighbour’s dog. The annoying Mrs McNulty comes round to claim that the animal has spontaneously combusted. Brian has his doubts, not least because Mrs McNulty has never owned a dog. But he nevertheless uses the incident as inspiration for a poem, ‘The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted’:

there he was,
chasing sticks,
doing tricks,
and all that stuff
next minute, woof



Brian tweets the poem to his 23 followers.

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