You cannot hope to bribe or twist
(thank God!) the British journalist.
But, seeing what the man will do
unbribed, there’s no occasion to.

As for their Australian cousins, the reporters, subeditors, picture editors, caption and headline writers; well… Here’s a piece from yesterday’s The Sydney Morning Herald on the Chicago leg of Prime Minister’s visit to the United States:

Key takeaway (gedditt?):

One by one they walked through the front doors of the grand United Nations headquarters: leaders of micro-states and superpowers alike, flanked by teams of advisers and translators.