Non-binary wokeworld is at the top of our list this week with gender-inclusive gingerbreads out and proud. In other woke news the Swedish prime minister did his best impersonation of an ostrich, unwoke Disney movies now carry trigger warnings, and New Hampshire is the home of our first woke Christmas story for 2019, although we’re sure there will be plenty more ‘holiday’ hoo-ha in the following weeks as the woke brigade targets Christmas.