Let’s face it. With current coronavirus restrictions, you’re unlikely to get a “Greetings from Victoria” postcard any time soon — even if it doesn’t dissolve under the strength of the Australia Post fumigants (and their new weird practice of only delivering what they want to, when they want to).

So here’s a scoop, Grovels from Danandrewstan, a letter to the Labor faithful from the Chairman himself sent out this evening telling them to ignore the running dogs of the capitalist media and assuring them that they’re in for a record mung bean harvest and bicycle production, even despite 21 new coronavirus...