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New health advice from Victoria: get stoned

22 September 2020

5:08 PM

22 September 2020

5:08 PM

If you are a Victorian who has never tried illegal drugs, now might be a good time to start.

Get caught in Melbourne with up to 50 grams of cannabis, and a magistrate — if he’s in a bad mood — might fine you as much as $826.


Get caught breaching Stay at Home orders in order to have a cup of tea with a friend overlooking the beaches of the Mornington Peninsula and you’ll cop an on-the-spot $4957 fine. Have your significant other join you and the penalty is $9914.

Tea kills. Just say no.

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