Wanted: Envoy to advise Government on trade and to promote opportunities for the United Kingdom in emerging markets post-Brexit.
The successful applicant will have voted ‘yes’ to gay marriage and preferably marched at a recent Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.
He or she (or they, in the case of a gender-neutral applicant) will be pro-abortion, with special consideration given to applicants who have actually had one.
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