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Gladys Berejiklian sounds like something out of Seinfeld

21 October 2020

6:34 PM

21 October 2020

6:34 PM

The medieval literary classic, The Decameron by Giovanni Boccoccio (1313-75), has nothing on the sordid tryst between the New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian and disgraced former Liberal MP Daryl Maguire. More than a little appropriately, both are set in a time of plague but, more broadly, a period in which, according to The New Yorker, “the values of the Middle Ages (valour, faith, transcendence) were yielding to those of the Renaissance (enjoyment, business, the real).”  

I am not in any way accusing Berejiklian of being corrupt.  But I find it amazing that Barry O’Farrell resigned the Liberal leadership over a bottle of wine, whereas Berejiklian has admitted to carrying on a sustained secret affair with someone she herself had sacked for corruption. But then Berejiklian is not only a woman, but has also proven to be a champion of progressive political policies such as abortion. 

It seems like we’ve got a whole new definition of leadership these days—founded on the self-help movement—away from moral character and moving towards sheer political expediency. The real issue is the kind of values which shape and impact upon one’s decision-making process. Hence, there can ultimately be no division between a leader’s personal and public life. The two things are inextricably linked. 

But because of Berejiklian’s gender, it wasn’t going to be long then before the requisite ‘puff pieces’ from the left’s sisterhood would come leaping to her defence. Annette Sharp scored the ‘exclusive’ for The Sunday Telegraph running with the classic Mills & Boon headline, “I’ve Given Up on Love”. This was followed up with another ‘exclusive’ by Dina Silmalis based upon an in-house YouGov poll that concluded, ‘Gladys has done nothing bad.’ (The sub-text here is that an extended sexual relationship with a still married man should no longer be recognised as being immoral.)  

But worse was yet to come. As though having one’s love-life cross-examined by ICAC was not as “humiliating and embarrassing” enough, then came the round of media interviews with Ben Fordham and then—of all things—the Kylie & Jacki O show. The latter of which all too predictably quickly sort to explore every sordid sexual detail such as if she ever ‘dabbled’ with lesbianism. In her response, Berejiklian said, “I haven’t and didn’t… Not there is anything wrong with that.” It was word for word a scene straight out of Seinfeld: 

But it was this piece from The Sydney Morning Herald by the Investigations editor, Michael Evans, which really took the cake. According to Evans, there was “Hardly a dry eye in Sydney after Premier’s post-ICAC media blitz”. Evans reported: 

Fordham, whose 2GB is a stablemate of theHeraldandThe Age,wanted to know if Berejiklian, who manages a state budget of a couple of billion, was a novice in the dating game. 

“It’s fair to say that, on average, I would probably have less experience than the average person, but that’s an excruciating thing to talk about,’ she said. 

Proving she has the mettle for the top job, the Premier pushed on.  

“I’ve always been focused on my job and my work and my family and I haven’t really had time for a lot else to be honest.”  

Why didn’t she tell anyone about the relationship? 

“It wasn’t a normal relationship, he wasn’t my boyfriend. I certainly hoped he would be, but it wasn’t sufficiently substantial. I didn’t want to introduce anyone to my close network unless I knew,” she said. “I was certainly in love with him … but no, he wasn’t my boyfriend.”  

Why did she continue the relationship after sacking him for earlier allegations of corruption? 

By this time, contact was “extremely sporadic”, she said, and, given that after she sacked him “he was angry”, she stayed in touch “from a compassionate position”.  

Have there been tears? “Privately, absolutely. Don’t make me, Ben.” 

Was it just a slow news day or is this what classifies as investigative reporting these days? I mean, how does this in any way prove that Berejiklian “has the mettle for the top job”? Somewhat surprisingly, this was subsequently re-tweeted by Peter FitzSimons. But his tweeps seemed to be not taking the bait with the most liked reply stating: 

Hear, hear! Maybe FitzSimons should’ve taken a look across at his better half’s Twitter feed. Because she seemed to have her finger on the issue long before anyone else had.

Just remember, people. Barry O’Farrell went for a whole lot less.

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