Were you aware that only two per cent of moon craters are named after women?  Neither was I, until I read an article in the New York Times today informing me of this monstrous injustice against womankind.  

Do you believe a female-named moon crater will change a woman’s reality when she’s being raped in a laneway or having her head smashed against a dirty wall? How about when her kids are being murdered by a controlling ex-partner?  Or when she’s being sexually harassed by a walking penis at the office?  

Do you think any woman would spare a thought for the female-named moon...