Clementine Ford is certainly an expert on conflict — picking or provoking fights, anyway — but we didn’t know this translated into a geopolitical knowledge that would do Henry Kissinger proud until now.

For Clementine has joined the Hamasturbation crew. Ever since the terrorist tools started shooting at Israel, Clem has been pleasuring herself by firing off almost as many self-indulgent Facebook posts targeting Israel as Hamas has fired rockets.