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Aussie Life

Aussie Life

5 March 2022

9:00 AM

5 March 2022

9:00 AM

I’m thinking about acquiring a drug habit. As a New South Wales Seniors Card carrier I may have left it a bit late, but I’m still working, and still some way short of the deposit on the Noosa unit I have my eye on, and recent events have caused me to think that the regular inhalation or injection of a banned substance might help to get me over the line faster than merely upping my super contributions.

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