There is no greater beneficiary of ‘evil colonialism’ and British Empire than the local Woke tea shop.

That doesn’t stop their painful virtue signalling clogging up my inbox with emails brandishing nauseating titles such as, ‘Celebrate diversity in your own way!’ followed by helpful advice like, ‘For you, it might be by educating yourself to do your best as an anti-racism ally.’

Other great titles include, ‘A sip in the right direction for sustainability!’ and, ‘Pour a fair share for Global Diversity Awareness Month!’ which promises to discuss the ‘significance of equity, not just equality’.

Or maybe feminism is more your thing? ‘Side by side, hand in hand, and...