Colleges join the war on TikTok
TikTok likely hasn’t been too bothered about a bunch of crusty old senators and governors denouncing their social media platform.…
George Santos makes politics worth paying attention to
As the Republicans’ on-again-off-again, will-they-won’t-they romance with Kevin McCarthy drags on, Cockburn has found refuge in a genuinely entertaining drama.…
Elon Musk’s weird weekend
He may have been racking up the hours at the office lately, but even Elon Musk knows when to take…
Elon Musk loudly booed on stage at Dave Chappelle gig
Is Elon Musk losing his appeal? Cockburn concedes that being the richest man in the world must be pretty sweet.…
Harry and Meghan’s expert: ‘never sell out’
Afua Hirsch sells out Cockburn is reeling today after a heavy night, but it was the only thing he could…
Ron Klain ruins Thanksgiving
Top Twitter user Ron Klain is at it again. This time, the terminally online White House chief of staff tweeted…
Why is Milo Yiannopoulos working for Kanye’s 2024 campaign?
Just eighteen days after Kanye West vowed that he was taking a thirty-day cleanse from talking, drinking alcohol, watching porn…
Scoop: top GOP donors to meet in Miami in plot to stop Trump
Everybody hates Donald? An emergency gathering is set to be held in Miami next week to talk about “the Trump…
Trump calls for McConnell’s ouster on eve of election
Former president Donald Trump called for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell to be replaced by Senator Rick Scott during a…
WaPo calls out Biden’s lies with ‘Bottomless Pinnochio’ award
Cockburn’s monocle popped out of his head and plopped into his oatmeal yesterday morning as he perused the Washington Post.…
Sources: Trump 2024 is staffing up — names revealed
Sources: Trump 2024 team forming After Axios’s report that Trump is set to announce a 2024 run on November 14…
So is it OK when liberals use the R-word?
A liberal elite is slurring her words (and Cockburn doesn’t mean in the fun, tipsy way). Kasey Funderburg was a…
Is the Trump 2024 team taking shape?
Cockburn and his spies have been busy collecting gossip for you all week. James Corden’s bad attitude So apparently before…
James Corden suddenly remembers his wife has a food allergy
Maybe it was all those drinks he guzzled after demanding the restaurant comp them, but James Corden forgot for a…
Does Taylor Swift have a drinking problem?
Being an eclectic chap, Cockburn has sampled his fair share of music. And he’s not ashamed to admit, contrary to…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s daddy issues
Cockburn has just posted bail, after some post-AA meeting cocktails got out of hand yesterday afternoon. He apologizes for the…
J.D. Vance owns Tim Ryan after Ryan calls him a racist
Cockburn watched with delight last night as Ohio’s Democratic candidate for US Senate, Tim Ryan, served up an absurd accusation…
Sleepy Joe leads the work-from-home crusade
Rejoice, slackers of America! For there is a new figurehead leading your crusade for lunchtime naps, camera-off Zoom meetings and…
Study: it’s not Adam Levine’s fault
After love rat Adam Levine and wife Behati Prinsloo were pictured smiling on a beach were released, it seems that…
Madonna comes out… as an attention seeker
Another day, another celebrity coming out on the internet. Madonna is the latest: this weekend, the pop icon posted a…
Black Lives Matter’s $40,000 dog
Outspoken Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King has unleashed his Grassroots Law PAC campaign finance disbursements, and it appears he…
Mike Pence mouths his talking points
Former vice president Mike Pence spoke to a crowd of college students on Tuesday as part of the Young America’s…
Where in the world is J.D. Vance?
Cockburn loves campaign gossip, and the latest gossipy article from the Daily Beast does little to inspire confidence in Ohio GOP Senate…
Why wasn’t Hunter Biden prosecuted for illegally buying a gun?
This morning, Cockburn’s eagle eye was drawn to an exclusive in the Washington Examiner, which reports that the Delaware police…
Does Biden have Covid, cancer, and dementia?
Joe Biden has had a lot to worry about lately. First, according to his own account, he has cancer thanks…
