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The New York Times has caused more vaccine hesitancy than Fox News

14 July 2021 10:13 am

During the Trump years, Fox News was notorious for carrying advertisements with a target audience of one. Dueling ads would…

Biden lures teen pop sensation Olivia Rodrigo to the White House

14 July 2021 2:13 am

Cockburn’s nieces have just bundled into the kitchen, squealing about someone called Olivia Rodrigo visiting the White House tomorrow. A…

Slanging matches at the CPAC Texas carnival

13 July 2021 12:36 pm

The circus came to Dallas this weekend with a who’s-who of Adderall-ridden e-celebrities for the Texas edition of Conservative Political…

Is the Lincoln Project going left?

8 July 2021 1:12 am

The Twinkin Project scrambled together enough donor cash to hire Democratic strategist Joe Trippi as a senior adviser, the group…

The National Anthem is doomed

3 July 2021 10:08 am

Cockburn is going to get ahead of things and announce it right now: ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ is doomed. Accept it,…

Who killed Ashli Babbitt?

1 July 2021 6:09 am

Who shot Ashli Babbitt, the pro-Trump Air Force veteran who was killed by police during the January 6 riot at…

Tucker versus the Deep State

30 June 2021 10:05 pm

Tucker Carlson is at war with the National Security Agency, and it makes great TV. Two nights running, the Fox…

Does Derek Chauvin deserve a 22-year sentence?

26 June 2021 8:38 am

Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was sentenced to over 22 years in prison by Judge Peter Cahill on Friday…

The Lincoln Project or Hunter Biden: who is more bulletproof?

24 June 2021 7:42 am

Surely they can’t keep getting away with it. Oh, who is Cockburn kidding? Of course they can. Tuesday was a…

Victoria’s Secret clips its angels’ wings

18 June 2021 2:55 am

Millions of unshaved lesbians are celebrating this week after Victoria’s Secret decided to go all-in on marketing with a butch…

Florida’s congressional race to the bottom

16 June 2021 7:09 am

Oh joy! A fake scientist under indictment for hacking wants to oust alleged snow-sniffer and congressman Matt Gaetz, who is…

No, Jon Stewart’s Wuhan lab tirade is not ‘fringe’ opinion

15 June 2021 7:16 pm

Cockburn is old enough to remember when famous comedians sought to be transgressive. He recalls when they were funny, too.…

CNN broadcasts BDSM

12 June 2021 4:20 am

Did anyone else catch the sordid humiliation porn screened on CNN Thursday? The nine-minute clip featured a MILF-cum-dominatrix who works…

Won’t someone please think of the billionaires?

11 June 2021 8:00 am

As that peerless philosopher of the 20th century Marvin Gaye once pointed out, there are three things in life of…

Which New York Times staffers are worth fighting for?

10 June 2021 7:00 pm

The New York Times fiercely defended editorial board member Mara Gay this week after she faced ridicule on Twitter for…

No one will care about the Hunter Biden N-word scandal

9 June 2021 9:26 am

Newly published text messages from Hunter Biden reveal that Hunter Biden…is an American with actual freedom of speech! How lucky…

Maya Wiley’s ‘Defund the Police’ folly

9 June 2021 12:09 am

Defund the police! The clarion cry of protesters and middle-class warriors everywhere never fails to stir Cockburn’s passions. Slashing police…

Political asylum? There’s an app for that

8 June 2021 3:45 am

Apps are the 21st century’s answer to everything, it seems to Cockburn. Faced with a problem, sooner or later some…

Matt Walsh, AOC and the limits of ‘own-the-libs conservatism’

7 June 2021 9:02 pm

On Wednesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez issued an anguished tweet about the living conditions of her grandmother in Puerto Rico, whose…

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Donald McNeil described Americans as ‘selfish pigs’ in email to Fauci

4 June 2021 1:34 am

There are some wondrous revelations in Dr Anthony Fauci’s over-3,200-page email trove acquired by BuzzFeed and the Washington Post through the Freedom…

Why is Ellie Kemper being targeted? 

2 June 2021 5:41 pm

Comedienne Ellie Kemper is in trouble! What for? Well, it’s a bit hard to understand. Let Cockburn go and take…

A shakedown in Tulsa

2 June 2021 1:18 am

Cockburn was vaguely aware that yesterday, May 31, marked the centenary of one of America’s darker episodes, the ‘Tulsa Race…

Lori Lightfoot ruins the CRT racket

31 May 2021 12:30 am

Give some credit to Lori Lightfoot. She’s really good at wrecking things. When America’s most Innsmouth-ian politician took over Chicago…

Making up history with the Biden White House

28 May 2021 3:06 am

Journalists gleefully declared on Wednesday that the Biden administration was ‘making history’ by sending White House deputy press secretary Karine…

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Why did the Biden administration shut down Pompeo’s lab leak probe?

26 May 2021 9:30 pm

Joe Biden and his administration want you to know that they are not — repeat not — soft on China.…