Grizelda

‘The age of austerity for rich people is coming.’

Rich people

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Where is the point of delivery?’

NHS

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Actually, I support Brexit but I love the atmosphere at middle-class protests.’

March

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Hello, you may have seen me in the press...’

Press

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

Designated

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Unless one of them comes up and says hello to you in the street…’

Faces

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I don’t think you can take the sound of your own voice as one of the tracks.’

Discs

11 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Grr! It’s the deep state trying to undermine Jeremy Corbyn.’

Deep state

4 October 2018 1:00 pm

BBC

27 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’

Graph

27 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’

Politics

20 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’

Alcohol-free

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’

Scheme

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’

Sugar and salt

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’

Interview

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘We’re looking for someone who can turn 140 characters into 45 paragraphs.’

Interview

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

Marmite

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘He refuses to go home until Boris is out of the news.’

Go home

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘He just encountered some free speech.’

Free speech

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s the will of the wrong people.’

Paper

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘And this chart shows who hates who...’

Team Building

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

Search

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s taking him a while to unwind from Brexit.’

Beach

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘No one’s noticed that he’s resigned over Brexit.’

resigned

19 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘...and agree on Brexit as long as you both shall live.’

Vows

12 July 2018 1:00 pm