KJ Lamb

‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’

Bed

KJ Lamb 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

KJ Lamb 6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Product misplacement

Product

KJ Lamb 29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Out

KJ Lamb 29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

KJ Lamb 18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

KJ Lamb 13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

KJ Lamb 6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’

Bowl

KJ Lamb 9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Fitbit

KJ Lamb 26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Vows

KJ Lamb 26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Tunnel of love

KJ Lamb 12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’

Hotel Splendido

KJ Lamb 14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’

Dinner

KJ Lamb 7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’

Lecture

KJ Lamb 3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

KJ Lamb 3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’

NHS crisis

KJ Lamb 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

Little Bo-Peeps

Little Bo-Peep

KJ Lamb 12 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’

Transport

KJ Lamb 28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’

Green Life

KJ Lamb 22 March 2018 3:00 pm

March hare

KJ Lamb 22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

Internet

KJ Lamb 22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’

Risk

KJ Lamb 22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Are you aware that you can now do all of this online?’

Bank

KJ Lamb 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’

Sayings

KJ Lamb 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Gordon identifies as a person of lack-of-colour.’

Gordon

KJ Lamb 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

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