Nick Newman

Face

26 September 2019 1:00 pm

Brighton hotel

26 September 2019 1:00 pm

‘Stuff the backstop – we need a book stop.’

Book stop

19 September 2019 1:00 pm

‘Boris will regret this when he reads my memoirs.’

Dilyn

19 September 2019 1:00 pm

Bomb

12 September 2019 1:00 pm

Back me

5 September 2019 1:00 pm

5G mast

5 September 2019 1:00 pm

‘I can’t wait to try Prue Leith’s barium meal.’

Food

29 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Talk these revelations down as Project Fear.’

Bible

22 August 2019 1:00 pm

Ship

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’m renting out my place here on Airbnb.’

Heathrow

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘Pay Theresa May whatever she wants not to appear.’

Strictly

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

Cricket

18 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘They’ve never forgiven us for George Washington retaking their airports.’

Envoy

11 July 2019 1:00 pm

Cancer

11 July 2019 1:00 pm

Frogmore

4 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I won’t believe summer’s arrived until British Airways has gone on strike.’

Summer

27 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘With Boris, is it nine lives or nine wives?’

2 cats

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Clouds

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘He’s overdosed on Boris.’

Paramedic

20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Tory drugs

13 June 2019 1:00 pm

ERG

13 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Oh no — this isn’t Love Island, it’s Gove Island…’

Beach

6 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Time for another leader…’

Cliff

30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Buy my book or I’ll write another.’

Book

30 May 2019 1:00 pm