Nick Newman

Clouds

Nick Newman 20 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘He’s overdosed on Boris.’

Paramedic

Nick Newman 20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Tory drugs

Nick Newman 13 June 2019 1:00 pm

ERG

Nick Newman 13 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Oh no — this isn’t Love Island, it’s Gove Island…’

Beach

Nick Newman 6 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Time for another leader…’

Cliff

Nick Newman 30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Buy my book or I’ll write another.’

Book

Nick Newman 30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘I worry the British watch everything we do.’

Zoo

Nick Newman 23 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Fickle, selfish and cruel — but that’s politicians for you.’

Cats

Nick Newman 23 May 2019 1:00 pm

Tory U-turn on shooting birds.

Shooting

Nick Newman 9 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘It’s your outfit for meeting Mr Trump, Ma’am.’

Outfit

Nick Newman 2 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘That’ll be £17, please.’

Exhibition

Nick Newman 25 April 2019 1:00 pm

Marathon

Nick Newman 25 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘You either love me or hate me.’

Marmotte

Nick Newman 17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘Enough about Fleabag — let’s talk about Brexit.’

Fleabag

Nick Newman 17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’ll travel to anywhere except April 2019.’

2019

Nick Newman 11 April 2019 1:00 pm

Meeting

Nick Newman 11 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘Are you available to take over as prime minister?’

Whelks

Nick Newman 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, Speaker Bercow says something in Westminster.’

Chaos

Nick Newman 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’

Ides of March

Nick Newman 14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’

Chicken

Nick Newman 7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’

Church

Nick Newman 28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’

Prayers

Nick Newman 28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’

Dinner

Nick Newman 28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s the shortages and civil war that’s putting me off going back to Britain.’

Return

Nick Newman 21 February 2019 3:00 pm

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