Nick Newman

‘At least Chris Grayling isn’t in charge of the ferry.’

Ferry

Nick Newman 16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘Haven’t we been punished enough?’

Prison

Nick Newman 7 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Same again — otherwise known as Plan B.’

Plan B

Nick Newman 31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We hope there’s a shortage of petrol for bombs.’

Petrol bombs

Nick Newman 31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I could do with a laugh.’

TV

Nick Newman 24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘So, what’s Plan B?’

Cliff

Nick Newman 17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Since Veganuary she’s been very fussy about what food she photographs.’

Veganuary

Nick Newman 10 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Happy Nooooooooo Year.’

DUP

Nick Newman 3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Cracker

Nick Newman 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Christmas party

Nick Newman 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s a desperate fight for survival in a hostile environment.’

Debate

Nick Newman 6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘How embarrassing — we’ve been linked to a Tory donor!’

Escort

Nick Newman 29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m counting on Jeremy Hunt to get me out.’

Turkeys

Nick Newman 29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘We can’t decide which drawing board to go back to.’

Drawing Board

Nick Newman 22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘This free fruit initiative is a terrific idea!’

Fruit

Nick Newman 15 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘We suspect Humpty upset the Saudis.’

Humpty

Nick Newman 8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘All that futility and loss has given me an idea for a referendum.’

Western Front

Nick Newman 8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve come as the living dead.’

Party

Nick Newman 1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Nope — still can’t see Brexit.’

Mystic

Nick Newman 25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘There’s an outbreak of Mad Human Disease.’

Moospaper

Nick Newman 25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘If there’s global warming then how come there’s a cold war?’

Dunno

Nick Newman 18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I don’t care what the sales are so long as they’re healthy.’

Publishing

Nick Newman 18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘We are innocent Russian tourists on riding holiday, looking forward to a good hack…’

Passport

Nick Newman 11 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘How do you know you don’t like photographing your food if you haven’t tried it?’

Meal

Nick Newman 4 October 2018 1:00 pm

‘The Labour conference is left, left, further left, and then on the far left.’

Left

Nick Newman 27 September 2018 1:00 pm

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