Percival

‘All you do is binge watch.’

Watch

Percival 20 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘He’s on the artistic spectrum.’

Artistic

Percival 6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’ve been appointed chief whip to the medicine cabinet.’

Chief whip

Percival 23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I prefer filtered coffee.’

Coffee

Percival 16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘She just wants to chill and have greatness thrust upon her.’

Greatness

Percival 19 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘They have a very short shelf life.’

Topical

Percival 12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m from Special Ops.’

Theatre

Percival 5 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I know you said you did but I want to make sure.’

VAR

Percival 28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I had the full English.’

English

Percival 21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘How did he get up there?’

Cat cloud

Percival 24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘The gammon’s off.’

Gammon

Percival 17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’

Rail Fares

Percival 10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t. I’m wearing the same outfit.’

Island

Percival 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘I need more space.’

More space

Percival 12 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘They’re sound bites.’

Kerping

Percival 5 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’ve gone plastic free.’

Bath ducks

Percival 28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘I enjoy living hand to mouth.’

Living

Percival 22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged.’

Relate

Percival 1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s his bucket list.’

KFC

Percival 22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I thought we could spice things up so I popped into Oxfam.’

Spice

Percival 15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m a Vapire.’

Vapire

Percival 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘He’s one of the populist kids.’

School

Percival 11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘We’re in the wrong spin class.’

Spin class

Percival 4 January 2018 3:00 pm

Tree

Percival 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

3 Kings

Percival 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

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