Flat White Quick Shots

We salute the Trotskyite press (sorta)

24 September 2021 12:10 pm

First The Age called the Melbourne protests correctly. Now, even the Trotskyites have made points worth noting. Red Flag, their…

We salute The Age

22 September 2021 2:00 pm

You read that right. We salute The Age. Bravo! Three cheers for The Age! We could not have bettered their…

The Police Association ditches presumption of innocence. Allegedly…

19 September 2021 5:18 pm

We don’t want to look as if we’re fixated with Saturday’s protests — we’re disgusted at what things have come…

Chairman Dan’s shining path to liberation – in just 25 words

19 September 2021 2:43 pm

Daniel Andrews has this afternoon delivered his roadmap for freedom for Victorians – or an approximation thereof. His media goons…

Local leftists think Joe Biden’s senility is a scream

16 September 2021 11:04 am

Less than 35 years ago the Australian left — and their colleagues around the world — were always warning us…

‘We managed to toilet train cows’

14 September 2021 11:40 am

“We managed to toilet train cows (and they learned faster than a toddler). It could help combat climate change,” a…

Bravo, Boris: England vetos vaccine passports

13 September 2021 11:06 am

“I’ve never liked the idea of saying to people, ‘You must show your papers’ … to do what is just…

Amen to Abbott

11 September 2021 4:22 pm

The Twitteratti have been in a tizz since Wednesday when a busybody got a shot of Tony Abbott, sans mask,…

Adam Bandt: "We should be campaigning side by side with socialists"

8 September 2021 11:34 am

Greens leader Adam Bandt last week gave an interview to American left magazine Jacobin (the name says all you need…

Matthew Guy and Michael O’Brien: the raindrop race

7 September 2021 8:38 am

Did you ever have raindrop races when you were a child; pick a raindrop on a window with a sibling,…

There’s polling – and there’s polling

1 September 2021 5:24 pm

Whenever you read a piece on polling by honest commentators like our own Charles Pier, you’ll find a line in…

Profiles in Courage: Malcolm Turnbull

31 August 2021 6:44 pm

From today’s lockdown emergency toilet paper source, The SMAge: Former prime minister Malcolm Turnbull says American-led wars in the Middle…

John Hewson joins the Salon des Refusés

22 August 2021 6:19 pm

Poor John Hewson. After being booted from The SMAge for being pale, male and stale — as stale as the…

Is a Dan Andrews senior shinybum in contempt for trying to stop state parliament sitting?

17 August 2021 2:03 pm

Yesterday, Dr Ramona Muttacumaru, the Acting Executive Director, COVID-19 Strategy and Policy, COVID 19 Response Division of the Victorian Department,…

The Lord of the Dings

15 August 2021 4:45 pm

Adam. Bandt. Seriously. Tweeted. This. Adam. Bandt. Seriously. Tweeted. This. Adam. Bandt. Seriously. Tweeted. This. Adam. Bandt. Seriously. Tweeted. This.…

Grating Greta jumps the shark

10 August 2021 2:08 pm

She’s back – but not for very long, if this is what she’s been reduced to. Remember back to those…

The Greens still seem to like a lot about Julian Burnside

7 August 2021 1:52 pm

Despite accusations of anti-Semitism directed at St Julian of Burnside and his blessed bride Kate Durham, the Greens still seem…

Why is Adam Bandt treading so carefully over the Julian Burnside ugliness?

5 August 2021 11:15 am

That great humanitarian and soi-distant Jew baiter St Julian of Burnside has said he will not contest the seat of…

It’s now the Greens who have the ugly faction

31 July 2021 4:02 pm

Just in case any readers have been living under a rock for the past few days (as opposed to heavy…

A simple question each for Annastacia Palaszczuk and Scott Morrison on the games

21 July 2021 10:00 pm

Q: Premier, what public services will be cut or what taxes will be raised to allow Queensland to host the…

It’s Doctor Demento

19 July 2021 4:02 pm

Poor old John Hewson has been dumped as a columnist with the Nine chipwrappers for the great crime of being…

Pfizer: 100 per cent effective against the Tinfoil Twins

12 July 2021 2:00 pm

That paragon of journalistic impartiality Laura Tingle had a long and detailed report yesterday on how Kevin Rudd heroically intervened…

Do the bleeding hearts prefer Daniel Andrews’ Covid containment solution?

11 July 2021 11:37 am

The usual suspects have found a way to play the race card as Sydney’s coronavirus lockdown tightens. The Weekend Australian…

The invisible man

9 July 2021 11:30 am

Here’s a screenshot of the Flat White email inbox from earlier this morning. Might the PM’s minders have finally realised…

The Lord of the Woke

6 July 2021 3:00 pm

James Ronald Ruel Tolkien was an English academic with a particular interest in Anglo-Saxon languages and legends and philology. He…