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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Move over, Dictator Dan: Marshal Mark is the new laughable Lord of the Lockdown

3 February 2021 6:00 pm

In his famous political discourse, The Republic, the great philosopher Plato deemed tyranny the “fourth and worst disorder of a state.”…

Please don’t eat me!

3 February 2021 3:56 pm

This just in. Scientists have taught spinach how to send emails.  Idiots at MIT, who never watched enough sci-fi horror…

Vic Libs in a right muddle over Daniel Andrews’s conversion bill

3 February 2021 1:30 pm

It seems the Victorian Liberal-National Opposition is taking strategic advice from the same people who are advising embattled Collingwood Football…

Sprung! Meet our very own celebrity climate hypocrite

3 February 2021 11:30 am

A fortnight ago it was Matt Damon. Now say hello to our very own celebrity climate hypocrite, Chris Hemsworth. Egregious…

An Indigenous Voice to Parliament: not as simple as some would have you believe

3 February 2021 4:00 am

Advocates for an Indigenous Voice to parliament see the proposal for a legislated option merely as a stepping stone to radical constitutional…

Mothers of Sons fights for fair treatment of men and boys

2 February 2021 7:32 pm

Two years ago, a Canberra woman Sarah Jane Parkinson was sent to prison for making over 30 false rape and violence accusations against…

Daniel Andrews’ conversion laws: swimming against the tide

2 February 2021 6:00 pm

As the Victorian government stands poised to pass new laws based on LGBTI ideology, our global community is telling us…

Eddie McGuire tried to smoke an exploding cigar. Why is he surprised at what happened?

2 February 2021 3:45 pm

The Collingwood Football Club is like the man who ordered an exploding cigar and then smoked the exploding cigar only…

WA’s corona clampdown: all bluff – and blunder

2 February 2021 1:17 pm

If 2020 illustrated anything, it’s that there are far worse places than Western Australia to be trapped in. Sure, WA isn’t as fancy pants as places in the east but our beaches, food and weather are magnificent and you can…

The Greenhouse Effect vs. The Ultimo Effect

2 February 2021 12:00 pm

One of the most intelligent and insightful humans to have ever walked the face of the earth is American economist…

Whatever happened to the free speech party?

2 February 2021 4:00 am

The communication revolution birthed by Big Tech began with the best of intentions – to provide anyone, even the most…

Kevin Andrews deserved better

1 February 2021 6:53 pm

Kevin Andrews didn’t deserve the vilification he received after losing yesterday’s Menzies preselection, especially from journalists who appear to have…

Surprise, surprise: chief health officer calls to keep QR codes after covid crisis fades

1 February 2021 4:33 pm

It had to happen somewhere, sooner or later. Hilariously, it’s occurred in South Australia, home of the notorious pizza box…

Twelve months is enough: we need a clear lead from the PM on freedom of movement

1 February 2021 2:45 pm

In 2019, the last full year before the pandemic, there were almost 22 million international arrivals into Australia. That’s Australians…

Trust the union movement to guarantee a sleazy start to the political year

1 February 2021 12:30 pm

Analysing and critiquing the government’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic is one thing. It’s quite another insinuating that Prime Minister…

China’s bullying backfires: Australia ahead in trade spat

1 February 2021 4:00 am

The events might come from a Hollywood script. School bully (China), annoyed over being left out of games (lucrative overseas…

Big Tech: private companies now wielding the coercive power of government like a one-party state

31 January 2021 7:46 pm

Anyone with siblings knows that trying to win an argument by yelling louder than your sister, or sticking fingers in…

Kevin Andrews’ defeat: a setback for ScoMo at the start of the parliamentary year

31 January 2021 5:09 pm

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has received an unwanted spanner in the works ahead of Tuesday’s return of parliament with barrister…

Insiders is insiders. How can they speak for ordinary Australia?

31 January 2021 3:40 pm

This morning I watched Insiders; the first episode of the year. In the first 15 minutes, the three guests —…

It’s shameful being gay was a crime in Victoria before 1980. Daniel Andrews’ conversion practices bill is shameful too

31 January 2021 1:15 pm

Shamefully, being gay in Victoria was a crime in Victoria before 1980. It will be no less shameful that in…

Biden and big tech: a fatal mix?

31 January 2021 7:00 am

For many, Joe Biden is a welcome return to normalcy following four years of Trumpian antics. However, a return to…

The great Kiwi kowtow

30 January 2021 12:03 pm

News item: New Zealand Trade Minister advises Australia to show China more “respect”. New Zealand has offered to teach Australia…

Twitter’s new moderators: #Birdwatch or birdshot?

29 January 2021 4:05 pm

Birdwatching is a pleasant, passive sort of ‘niche’ activity. Avian enthusiasts go about their lives, keeping an eye out for…

It’s not just Albo and Labor. Both parties must meet mainstream Australia’s needs, not pander to special interests

29 January 2021 2:37 pm

If Labor’s reshuffle will be enough to correct the party’s woeful policy agenda and reconnect with mainstream Australians remains to…

The tragic lack of people of colour in … “wellness”

29 January 2021 12:32 pm

I had really hoped that the events of 2020 would’ve sharpened people’s priorities and perspectives. We had bushfires, a pandemic, economic uncertainty, family…