Flat White

In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

The great koala scam

8 August 2020 6:07 pm

Europeans learnt of koalas a decade after they arrived. John Price was shown some dung by a convict who’d lived…

The mindblowing cost of lockdown: we hope it was worth it, quarantine workers

7 August 2020 7:09 pm

Out today: the latest figures for the cost of lockdown in Danandrewstan. Mindblowing. $15 billion for the Jobkeeper extension. $12…

What’s woke this week (or racist)?

7 August 2020 2:55 pm

In racism news, the woke word police have been all atwitter this week, bless them, fluttering about racist bird names;…

Meditations on Pyong-Dan

7 August 2020 1:09 pm

Maybe it is time to rename the Murray River. Would not a more apt name be the Yalu River?  After…

That’s the dairy aisle dealt with. Now can we stop this patronising pettiness and tackle true Indigenous disadvantage?

7 August 2020 11:11 am

Here’s a quick question for those who follow Aboriginal affairs: what has received more attention in the past month—the story…

The freakshow activists admit: they’re out to silence free speech

7 August 2020 5:00 am

Aha. Sometimes you have to keep an eye on a pack of activists for months, you need to read every…

The ACCC’s attack on Big Tech over content: old fashioned protectionism under a new name?

6 August 2020 2:17 pm

Santa came early this year for traditional media monoliths who will soon profit at the expense of independent content creators,…

The Project’s outrageous anti-Israeli conspiracy mongering

6 August 2020 11:32 am

Waleed Aly and his pals at The Project have reached a new low, last night broadcasting a segment blaming the…

Government has failed Victoria – and Victoria has failed government

6 August 2020 5:00 am

The biggest crisis currently facing Victoria is not the coronavirus.  It is the failure of government itself; the lack of…

Tobacco companies must wonder: with enemies like Big Public Health, who needs friends?

5 August 2020 7:02 pm

There is a public health issue you would have heard very little about that could be far more important to…

Quarantine is for the sick

5 August 2020 5:45 pm

Healthy Australians have been forced into various stages of lockdown since 21 March: four and a half months ago. At…

Jim’s Mowing, ABC moaning

5 August 2020 3:31 pm

If you continue to work – even safely – during the Victorian lockdown you are irresponsible, according to ABC journalists…

War metaphor won’t defeat pandemic

5 August 2020 1:06 pm

The use of metaphors as a way to frame problems or issues has a dramatic impact on the way the…

The new holy trinity for schools and universities: gender, race and class

5 August 2020 11:06 am

George Orwell is quoted as saying “Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them”.  The cultural left’s campaign…

Try doing the daggy dad, not dictator, Dan

5 August 2020 5:00 am

We are currently undertaking something of an experiment in the limits of political authority and leadership. This is especially true…

If Peter Ridd loses, academic freedom in Australia is dead

4 August 2020 6:58 pm

Scott Morrison once stated that he was unconcerned about ongoing attacks on free speech, because he thought that free speech…

When you view all of life through the prism of offence, you’ll find offence in every fridge in the supermarket

4 August 2020 4:39 pm

The Indigenous activist who forced Coon Cheese out of Australian fridges now wants Paul’s to stop producing “Smarter White Milk”…

Fear is in the Melbourne air; not just of the virus, but of continuing incompetence by the Andrews government

4 August 2020 2:31 pm

Having lived in Melbourne all my life, I’m picking up that this Melbourne COVID-19 deep lockdown has induced fear. Fear…

We might have a pandemic on our hands, but we still also have the rule of law

4 August 2020 12:00 pm

I happened to switch on the telly at the start of the week just in time for Annelise Nielsen’s interview…

Why the woke war against women?

4 August 2020 5:00 am

Just when you think the world cannot get any sillier, it does.  The American Cancer Society is now recommending that…

How a premier should shoulder the burden of office

3 August 2020 7:02 pm

We can but wish… “It’s only fair”, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews said as he announced that he and his Cabinet…

Can’t Pirate Pete and pals just lay off Israel Folau?

3 August 2020 4:12 pm

Israel Folau is in the news again, and this time it’s for something he didn’t do. Over the weekend Folau…

State of Disaster? More like State of Despair

3 August 2020 1:09 pm

Like many Victorians yesterday afternoon, I stopped to listen to premier Daniel Andrews announce a crackdown on Victorians’ freedoms far…

White Ribbon’s gender biased Groundhog Day

3 August 2020 5:00 am

Last week was a bad week for anyone who believes in genuine, true equality.  White Ribbon strutted back on stage,…

That aged well, didn’t it?

2 August 2020 8:38 pm

Special acknowledgements for 2020 vision on 2020 from Van Badham, one of that unique breed of large ‘n’ loud Melbourne…