Dating – Thompson

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

Wall – RGJ

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I wanted to buy it but then I realised we couldn’t afford it.’

Manifesto

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

Plan – RGJ

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

Fireside

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

Manifesto – Grizelda

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

Flowers

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Try the library — books are even rarer there.’

Books – Lamb

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘We just couldn’t stop migrant targets getting in!’

Manifesto

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Just go over there and pull out that unsightly old man’s beard.’

Chelsea – Bernie

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

School – Percival

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Now, what was it I came up here for?’

Skydive Bernie

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Oh there’s plenty of beds, but all our nurses have gone to work at Tesco.’

NHS Paul Wood

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’

Cruise NAF

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Mobile Warner

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’ve updated my tablet.’

God Singleton

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Bookshop Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Don’t bother with the knives, they’re already out.’

Labour Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Wow! Your mum’s really into drugs!’

Spice

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You promise you’ll vote for me, but how do I know you’re not lying?’

Doorstep

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’

Switching

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’

Soup Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’

University RGJ

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s all about jobs, the economy, the NHS, immigration, social services, the police, energy prices…’

Mountain Bernie

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Bloody Brexit!’

Smashed

11 May 2017 1:00 pm