‘On the bright side, we won’t make it to 8 June.’

Butterfly Newman

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I preferred it when there was fake news.’

End Newman

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Diversity Kipper

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘We can offer you downwards.’

Mobility Grizelda

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Cavalry

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Opposition Bernie

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’

Beast Royston

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry, this is a billionaires’ club – no millionaires allowed.’

Stop

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry to keep you, Mr Stanley. The earliest he can see you is Tuesday week.’

Stanley

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Where the Easter Island heads come from

RGJ Hatching

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

Thompson Party

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘No thanks — Mum brought us up on quinoa, chia seeds and kale

Paul Wood Witch

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’re digging a mega-basement with swimming pool and media room.’

Newman Babel

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Signal from the President — a new foreign policy.’

Turner Indian

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s at that awkward age.’

Percival Snails

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

Grizelda Elections

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I sentence you to two weeks at Center Parcs in the middle of August, and may God have mercy on your soul.’

Bernie sentence

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Damn, that’s not roadkill... that’s a toupée.’

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm

Shop

6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Bloody social birdboxes!’

Bird

6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition.’

Spanish

6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I think I’m becoming reality intolerant.’

Intolerance

6 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s called “sushi”, m’lord.’

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm