Cartoons
‘Now, what was it I came up here for?’
‘Oh there’s plenty of beds, but all our nurses
have gone to work at Tesco.’
‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’
‘I’ve updated my tablet.’
‘Don’t bother with the knives,
they’re already out.’
‘Wow! Your mum’s really into drugs!’
‘You promise you’ll vote for me, but how do I know you’re not lying?’
‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’
‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’
‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’