‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’

Planes

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Oven

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Now all we need is some money.’

Saving

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’

Bank

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘This looks like the right place.’

Stable

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’

Nativity

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’

Stress

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’

Witches

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Bookshop

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’

North Pole

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’

Tree

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’

Tooth fairy

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up

Picasso

12 December 2015 9:00 am

Santa

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’

Star

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’

Santa snooper

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’

Card

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’

Report

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’

Jumper

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘The usual dilemmas — who’s died, who’s had a sex change, who’s converted to Islam…’

Cards

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s a Twitter storm.’

Rain

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Did you leave the thermostat on high again?’

Igloo

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘The fools! Don’t they know we’re already there?’

Isis

5 December 2015 9:00 am

Sugar

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Darling, we need to engage in a meaningful dialogue.’

Coffee

5 December 2015 9:00 am