‘They’ll be mentally dressing us.’

Nudist

8 August 2015 9:00 am

‘There’s so much rubbish up here — and there’s the pedestal you used to put me on.’

Loft

8 August 2015 9:00 am

Rally

8 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I only want to get to England to join the Bloomsbury Group.’

Eurotunnel

8 August 2015 9:00 am

Very cool box

Box

8 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Essential oils...’

Oils

8 August 2015 9:00 am

‘The doctor said I should get more sunshine, so I took up smoking.’

Street

8 August 2015 9:00 am

Lord

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Ne’er cast a clout till July be out….’

Rain

1 August 2015 9:00 am

Campaigners

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I can understand why Speaker Bercow doesn’t like walking — he’s only got little legs’

Dogs

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘God wears a Rolex!’

God

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I don’t get it — my owner can’t get enough of that stuff either.’

Owner

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Dad, Dad — I’m homophobic.’

Dad

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I love the work you pass off as yours.’

Pass

1 August 2015 9:00 am

Report

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘He’s the last Frenchman to win the Tour de France — taken from the original Daguerreotype.’

Picture

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Some embarrassing photos have emerged of us with a peer of the realm.’

Lamppost

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Giving people money is very popular with people we give money to.’

Graph

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Three units of pinot grigio, Max.’

Bar

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Are you sure you want to join the Labour party?’

Fight

1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s cheating!’

Ashley Madison

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Then Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy uploaded the footage of their adventure to YouTube…’

Reading

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Feeding

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘He spends so much time watching cookery programmes, gardening programmes, home improvement programme — nothing gets done around here!’

Programmes

25 July 2015 9:00 am