surrey county council

I enjoy making a nuisance of myself for a good cause

24 July 2021 9:00 am

The scaffolding pole across the public footpath led to a farcical conversation with the local council. I had been walking…

The mystical power of the word ‘unsafe’

20 February 2021 9:00 am

The street light as bright as the Dog Star was fitted with a shield, and I was assigned my own…

Surrey county council has abolished night time

30 January 2021 9:00 am

An everlasting lightbulb brighter than the Dog Star was installed in the street lamp outside my house one morning as…