Tooting Common

The left-wing lunacy of Tooting Honey Toilets

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Sadly, the world is filled with apathy,’ said my friend, as we looked at our sad little list of conscripts…

My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets

12 December 2015 9:00 am

A boyfriend’s for life, not just for Christmas. It’s no good me getting myself a nice cuddly man with whom…

Pampered middle-class pooches are in charge of their owners

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Why won’t the middle classes shout at their dogs any more? My suspicion is that the bleeding heart liberals, having…

The police give Melissa Kite short shrift

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Walking the spaniel on Tooting Common, I was apprehended by a man on a bike. He was ashen-faced. His young…

Melissa Kite meets the Greek dog lady on Tooting Common and has words

10 August 2013 9:00 am

My spaniel has been pronounced ‘too thin’ by a lady who rescues dogs from Greece. I had stopped to chat…