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PLEASE EXPLAIN! Why politicians are getting salty over satirical cartoons… | S3 Ep 19

This week… Jacqui Lambie’s rant over One Nation’s Andrew Hastie ‘traitor’ cartoon. Who dragged Albanese’s mother into the political conversation…

Australia’s eSafety Commissioner loses again – A victory for free speech | Celine Baumgarten S3 Ep 18

Celine Baumgarten (Celine Against the Machine) has celebrated her SECOND victory against the eSafety Commissioner. This wasn’t only a personal…

Did Donald Trump conquer the world with witty insults? | Joel Gilbert S3 Ep 17

Did Donald Trump conquer the world with witty insults? I’m joined by Joel Gilbert to discuss the genius of humour…

Aussies teed off

When it comes to sinking the career of Anthony Albanese, the scandalous ‘Golfgate’ should be a hole-in-one for the opposition.…

A phalanx of unelected commissioners

I am often in the car around 5 p.m., having helped with the school/kinder pickup. It’s a great joy hanging…

19 Sep 2026

Barnaby’s bread and circuses

I am borderline innumerate. Angus enjoys reminding our children of this, perhaps because his own identity is so bound up…

19 Sep 2026

Chairman Kim’s codswallop

Many, if not most, Australians would have been embarrassed, even angered, by the fatuous welcome to ‘Naarm’ provided to the…

19 Sep 2026

View from the Chairman’s Lounge

Somewhere behind a door through which few Australians will ever pass, inside the Qantas Chairman’s Lounge, a member of parliament…

19 Sep 2026

Whose super is it? Albo’s?

A recent cartoon in the Australian captures the confidence trick Labor politicians are playing on the workers they pretend to…

19 Sep 2026

We’re still woke, folks

Firstly, let me remind readers we have some big elections looming in the Anglosphere. Everyone will know about the US…

19 Sep 2026

The road to hell is paved with political intentions

Standing beside Georgia Tree, Labor’s candidate for the safe Labor seat of Secret Harbour recently, West Australian premier Roger Cook…

19 Sep 2026

Whyalla wipeout

On Monday night, Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen conceded that green hydrogen had proved slower and more expensive…

19 Sep 2026

Hastie & Pickering

It’s fascinating to compare the current imbroglio between two potential political leaders: Warren Pickering, of whom nobody had ever heard…

If 9/11 happened today

Twenty-five years on, if the 9/11 terrorist attack by al-Qaeda happened today, the response in Australia and countries such as…

12 Sep 2026

The Plibersek paradox

It’s surely impossible to imagine Tanya Plibersek – Plibbers to most of us – ever being the prime minister of…

12 Sep 2026

Mark Carney will regret tying Canada to the EU

Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney says he welcomes the EU’s ‘ambition’ for Canada to become an associate member. He should…

18 Sep 2026

Rebranding net zero is daft

Would renaming the Department for Energy Security and Net Zero really make it easier for the government to persuade the…

18 Sep 2026

Ed Sheeran has done nothing wrong

So now we know what happens if you refuse to prostrate yourself before the Gaza cult. If you politely decline…

18 Sep 2026

The Scottish Parliament fills me with knuckle-chewing horror

Watching the proceedings of the Scottish Parliament, a thought often occurs: if these people won elections, imagine the runners up.…

18 Sep 2026

Why would Canada want to hitch itself to the EU?

“Canada has what the world wants,” Mark Carney likes to tell people. But what does Canada want? The European Union,…

18 Sep 2026

Why green zealots want to drop ‘net zero’

First, the good news. The Commons select committee on energy security and net zero has called on the government to…

18 Sep 2026

Watch: Sadiq Khan addresses Zack Polanski in Urdu

Zack Polanski was left red-faced at City Hall this morning after Sadiq Khan answered a question from the Green leader…

17 Sep 2026

Does Andrew Griffith have what it takes?

Appointments to the shadow cabinet recall Ernest Shackleton’s job advert to cross the Antarctic. ‘Men wanted for hazardous journey, small…

17 Sep 2026

The Bank holding interest rates will be of little relief for John Healey

The Bank of England has just voted six-three to hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent, a decision that makes…

17 Sep 2026

The Houthis are complicating Trump’s already failing war

To lose one Middle East sea lane vital for the global economy may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose…

17 Sep 2026

Is Charles Spencer right about King Charles? 

As soon as news broke that copies of Charles Spencer’s memoir about the late Princess of Wales, Swan Song: Diana, My…

17 Sep 2026

Who’s afraid of AI?

It’s not often that we get a ringside seat to the Birth of a Narrative. Usually, those overseeing the parturition…

17 Sep 2026

Mehdi Hasan is losing the argument on hijabs in schools

When you title your book Win Every Argument, you create the very definition of a hostage to fortune. So it’s…

17 Sep 2026

How to deal with a bore like Macklemore

Exciting news: free speech is high-status again. The decision by the organisers of Ed Sheeran’s US tour to drop anti-Israel…

17 Sep 2026

Lucy Letby and the truth about NHS managers

Read the Thirlwall report on the neonatal deaths at the Countess of Chester Hospital, and two kinds of culpability emerge.…

17 Sep 2026

Watch: Polanski butchers his French

Ooh là là, Zack Polanski is at it again. Two days after his Urdu campaign video landed with a thud,…

17 Sep 2026

Why you shouldn’t shrug at New Zealand’s greyhound racing ban

Greyhound racing ended in New Zealand on August 1. Those who neither own a greyhound nor care for the sport…

9 Aug 2026

A New Zealand republic in Jacinda Ardern’s lifetime?

New Zealand’s former Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, believes the nation will become a republic within her lifetime. We have heard…

21 Jun 2026

The row over English becoming an official language of New Zealand

Parliamentarians in New Zealand have been limbering up for an oddly unedifying debate over what ought to be the most…

4 Mar 2026

What they don’t tell you about Christmas in New Zealand

‘I still think New Zealand the most beautiful country I have ever seen,’ Agatha Christie marvelled in 1922. Evidently she’s…

22 Dec 2025

Aussie life

Sitting next to an archbishop at a recent Saturday night dinner, I wondered what sort of conversation to make. I…

19 Sep 2026

Language

Why do we accuse someone who talks on and on, giving us more details than we ever wanted, of ‘rabbiting…

19 Sep 2026

Why did a tech genius want to buy the most successful commercial stud in Britain?

Alan Brazil was an icon on the pitch for Ipswich Town, Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester United and Scotland. Now he’s a…

19 Sep 2026

Dear Mary: How should I refer to my new love?

Q. As an avid reader of your column, I was hoping you might be able to help. I sadly lost…

19 Sep 2026

Art conquers all: The Disappearers by Marlon James, reviewed

Gothic fiction is full of Jekylls and Hydes. For every castle, there is a dungeon; for every locked door, a…

19 Sep 2026

Pain passed down: a portrait of Russia and the war that dare not speak its name

Long before Asne Seierstad arrived at the bookseller’s house in Kabul, she studied in Moscow. ‘I tried to be one…

19 Sep 2026

Rebecca reimagined: The Housekeeper by Rose Tremain, reviewed

Mrs Danvers is one of those rare characters who has transcended her original setting to enter the wider culture. She…

19 Sep 2026

Too much and much too long: The Rouse by China Miéville, reviewed

China Miéville’s new novel is 1,264 pages long. Following his breakthrough ‘New Weird’ masterpiece Perdido Street Station (2000), Miéville was…

19 Sep 2026

Worried about masculinity: from turrets and gargoyles to the state of men

In 2023, the author Jon Ronson woke one Sunday in upstate New York, where he lives, to a string of…

19 Sep 2026

Curiouser and curiouser: The Strangers by Naomi Alderman, reviewed

This aptly titled novel might be Naomi Alderman’s strangest book yet – a work of fiction about a writer called…

19 Sep 2026

Mind the gaps: a far-from comprehensive life of Hannah Arendt

In 1975 – the year of her own death – Hannah Arendt published a heartfelt memorial essay about W.H. Auden…

19 Sep 2026

In with the new: Julie Christie, Mary Quant, Up the Junction – the decade that changed Britain

This glorious historical monument slows, expands and luxuriously stretches to encompass one of the defining moments of change in our…

19 Sep 2026