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Australia’s eSafety Commissioner loses again – A victory for free speech | Celine Baumgarten S3 Ep 18

Celine Baumgarten (Celine Against the Machine) has celebrated her SECOND victory against the eSafety Commissioner. This wasn’t only a personal…

Did Donald Trump conquer the world with witty insults? | Joel Gilbert S3 Ep 17

Did Donald Trump conquer the world with witty insults? I’m joined by Joel Gilbert to discuss the genius of humour…

Digital tyranny or ‘child safety’? 😵 & the bitcoin revolution | Efrat Fenigson S3 Ep 16

When Australia’s Under 16 social media ban started locking adult political writers out of #Substack – it was just the…

Aussies teed off

When it comes to sinking the career of Anthony Albanese, the scandalous ‘Golfgate’ should be a hole-in-one for the opposition.…

A phalanx of unelected commissioners

I am often in the car around 5 p.m., having helped with the school/kinder pickup. It’s a great joy hanging…

19 Sep 2026

Barnaby’s bread and circuses

I am borderline innumerate. Angus enjoys reminding our children of this, perhaps because his own identity is so bound up…

19 Sep 2026

Chairman Kim’s codswallop

Many, if not most, Australians would have been embarrassed, even angered, by the fatuous welcome to ‘Naarm’ provided to the…

19 Sep 2026

View from the Chairman’s Lounge

Somewhere behind a door through which few Australians will ever pass, inside the Qantas Chairman’s Lounge, a member of parliament…

19 Sep 2026

Whose super is it? Albo’s?

A recent cartoon in the Australian captures the confidence trick Labor politicians are playing on the workers they pretend to…

19 Sep 2026

We’re still woke, folks

Firstly, let me remind readers we have some big elections looming in the Anglosphere. Everyone will know about the US…

19 Sep 2026

The road to hell is paved with political intentions

Standing beside Georgia Tree, Labor’s candidate for the safe Labor seat of Secret Harbour recently, West Australian premier Roger Cook…

19 Sep 2026

Whyalla wipeout

On Monday night, Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen conceded that green hydrogen had proved slower and more expensive…

19 Sep 2026

Hastie & Pickering

It’s fascinating to compare the current imbroglio between two potential political leaders: Warren Pickering, of whom nobody had ever heard…

If 9/11 happened today

Twenty-five years on, if the 9/11 terrorist attack by al-Qaeda happened today, the response in Australia and countries such as…

12 Sep 2026

The Plibersek paradox

It’s surely impossible to imagine Tanya Plibersek – Plibbers to most of us – ever being the prime minister of…

12 Sep 2026

Piddington and the idiocy of middle-class progressivism

The Piddington result is in. Ninety-two per cent of the voters in the tiny Oxfordshire village have voted to secede…

16 Sep 2026

Another cost of living crisis is coming

Britain is heading head first towards another cost of living crisis. Figures released by the Office for National Statistics (ONS)…

16 Sep 2026

Should Andy Burnham really appoint C of E bishops?

Hmm. Any minute now, the Church Appointments (Repeal of Discriminatory Provision) Bill will remove the last religion-related constraints on Andy…

16 Sep 2026

Holborn and St Pancras is a bizarre constituency

Why is Zack Polanski campaigning in Urdu? Even by the standards of the hypnotic hooter-helper, a man who once sang…

16 Sep 2026

Jews aren’t safe in the NHS

The political wing of our NHS has moved on from frantically erasing the word ‘woman’ from its cervical cancer awareness-raising…

16 Sep 2026

Reform’s Wales leader stands down following arrest

Reform’s leader in Wales has stood down after being arrested over the weekend on suspicion of assault and controlling or…

16 Sep 2026

Why the Lucy Letby Inquiry won’t change the NHS

It’s unlikely the families of the babies Lucy Letby was convicted of murdering at the Countess of Chester Hospital will…

16 Sep 2026

Are school dinners really making kids fat?

The first crusade against school dinners saw Jamie Oliver defeat Bernard Matthews and rid the canteen of Turkey Twizzlers. The…

15 Sep 2026

The horror of Britain’s broken borders

The British state is facilitating the rape of British women. There is no other way to put it now. Consider…

15 Sep 2026

Did demographics decide the Swedish election?

After four years in office, Sweden’s right-wing government appears to have lost its parliamentary majority in Sunday’s election. The count…

15 Sep 2026

Zelensky’s strategy is national suicide

For Americans who follow the Russian-Ukrainian war, the past few months must look very strange. In the first half of…

15 Sep 2026

My issue with Trafalgar Square’s ‘Lady in Blue’

Ever since the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square became the location in 1999 for a succession of temporary artworks, many…

15 Sep 2026

The firework attack on my Maida Vale synagogue is horrifying but not surprising

On Sunday afternoon, five young people in hoodies walked up to Lauderdale Road Synagogue in Maida Vale. One kept lookout.…

15 Sep 2026

Do Harry and Meghan have a point about their security?

As soon as it was announced, somewhat unexpectedly, that Harry and Meghan would be returning to Britain, with the primary…

15 Sep 2026

Goody bags won’t save the British Army

Britain’s public sector has a recruitment problem. Whether it be nurses in the NHS or bobbies on the beat, the…

15 Sep 2026

Why are white British pupils a minority at grammar schools?

White British students have become a minority in England’s grammar schools. In 2026, white British children made up just 44…

15 Sep 2026

Why you shouldn’t shrug at New Zealand’s greyhound racing ban

Greyhound racing ended in New Zealand on August 1. Those who neither own a greyhound nor care for the sport…

9 Aug 2026

A New Zealand republic in Jacinda Ardern’s lifetime?

New Zealand’s former Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, believes the nation will become a republic within her lifetime. We have heard…

21 Jun 2026

The row over English becoming an official language of New Zealand

Parliamentarians in New Zealand have been limbering up for an oddly unedifying debate over what ought to be the most…

4 Mar 2026

What they don’t tell you about Christmas in New Zealand

‘I still think New Zealand the most beautiful country I have ever seen,’ Agatha Christie marvelled in 1922. Evidently she’s…

22 Dec 2025

Aussie life

Sitting next to an archbishop at a recent Saturday night dinner, I wondered what sort of conversation to make. I…

19 Sep 2026

Language

Why do we accuse someone who talks on and on, giving us more details than we ever wanted, of ‘rabbiting…

19 Sep 2026

Aussie life

Nobody east of the Rabbit-Proof Fence had heard of it two weeks ago, but WA’s Secret Harbour, like Doris Day’s…

12 Sep 2026

Language

‘Dhimmitude’ is a word that is almost unknown in the Western world. But it is a vitally important word, because…

12 Sep 2026

A life lived to the hilt: Clare Consuelo Sheridan

Tall, blonde, beautiful, ruthless, brave and amoral to her fingertips (many of this biography’s paragraphs end with ‘The two became…

12 Sep 2026

For better, for worse: Death Do Us by Ruthy Mason reviewed

Bea should be elated: her sweet and loyal boyfriend Jake has just proposed, with the family ring, over dinner. Instead,…

12 Sep 2026

Stop moaning and do something: the active vs the passive voice

The Jamaican-American poet and essayist Claudia Rankine won a slew of prizes for her book Citizen (2014). Her blend of…

12 Sep 2026

Pongs of praise: the history and importance of smell for our antisceptic age

For smell historians and experts, of whom there are gratifyingly more than you’d think, a standard assumption to be skewered…

12 Sep 2026

First among equals: what makes a great leader and does it matter?

Almost two decades ago, Jared Diamond cemented his international reputation with Guns, Germs and Steel, which argued that geography and…

12 Sep 2026

A succession of selves: How Do People Stay the Same by Mark Bowles reviewed

Readers of Mark Bowles’s All My Precious Madness (2024) will find much that is familiar in How Do People Stay…

12 Sep 2026

Double jeopardy: the story of history’s most audacious KGB defector

Two spies meet in a white-tiled bathroom in Tehran. One large chap is perched on a creaking laundry basket, while…

12 Sep 2026

She lived frantically ever after: the jaw-dropping life of Barbara Cartland

Matthew Sweet’s jaw-dropping life of Barbara Cartland opens with the grande dame reclining on her chaise longue in the library…

12 Sep 2026