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Nigel Farndale’s diary: The dread moment when they announce next year's school fees

20 July 2013

9:00 AM

20 July 2013

9:00 AM

Next time I’m in a sauna I’m going to say: ‘It’s like a school sports hall on prize day in here.’ As the mothers fanned their faces with the programmes, one of the other fathers, Her Britannic Majesty’s Ambassador to Uruguay, leaned forward and whispered: ‘Rookie error, mate. Should have worn a white shirt.’

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