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An Abbottphobe’s diary

21 September 2013

9:00 AM

21 September 2013

9:00 AM

I remain in rehab following the election nightmare. When the all-shining, coiffed, permed and waxed Abbott family appeared at the victory celebration at the Four Seasons Hotel in Sydney, I apparently yelled, ‘The Kardashians are taking over the Lodge,’ before slumping into PET (Post-Election Trauma). I discharged myself from the intensive care wing last week after convincing doctors that my attack of Abbottphobia was manageable.

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