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Alexander Chancellor: Can one be addicted to making emergency calls?

There are many reasons to call 999. Alleging your wife is a werewolf isn't one of them

16 November 2013

9:00 AM

16 November 2013

9:00 AM

The police have been complaining a lot lately about frivolous calls to the emergency services. All over the country people in their thousands are calling 999 for the weirdest or silliest reasons. In Gloucestershire one man called to say that his wife was a werewolf, and another that he was being poisoned by a satellite controlled by witches.

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